Shooting Yourself in the Foot

While being hoisted by your own petard.

In yet another bit of (not) fake news, it is being reported that a (no reason to be) Proud (not a man) Boy shot himself in the foot.

He’ll recover, perhaps minus a toe or two, but what then?

Rather than let his oratorial skills go to waste, I see him touring the country, lecturing to throngs of adoring fans.

I’m guessing that this boy’s little hamster wheel of a mind tends to run along one track so I’ll try to be helpful.

Topics to consider:

When the bomb you’ve built blows up in your own basement … then what? Putting it all together … lessons learned from Humpty Dumpty.

This should be especially popular with the antivax crowd. I see a captive audience for this one. He can speak at ICUs around the country, talking to those no longer in a position to deny science, medicine or research.

So much richness and possibility here.

Maybe he can “boomerang” around the great state of Texas talking to the bitches there who dared hope they could maintain control over their lives and bodies.

Alternatively, he can do a sweep of some farm states. The “Karma is a bitch” message works equally well as “As you sow so shall you reap.” Plus it’ll have great appeal to the evangelicals, being biblical and all.

We’ll have to see which direction he goes with this one.

Maybe DeSatanist and Abbott and several others can join him on tour.

If so, they can add to the grandeur of his message with topics like … “The Republiqan Voter Base — Killing it on the Campaign Trail.”

Even the best of the best big lie artist didn’t consider an Anti-Mask, Anti-Vax strategy in his seminal work … My Struggle (To Clear Some Living Space for the Decent People Around Here).

Yes, yes, I know. I’ll burn in hell for this.

Remember though … You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him take his ivermectin along with it.

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