Bad Smells Are Warning Signs

Pay attention, stinky! Here’s some help

One interesting fact about funk is that it’s informative! Funk lets you know when there’s a problem.

Imagine if what should be stinky didn’t smell. You’d be lost, unaware there’s an odor. Although necessary to shower or bathe frequently, you might miss other issues.

Consider smelly to be the warning you need! Besides, no one wants to announce when you‘re smelling tart — it’s best to know straight ahead to prevent such delicate matters.

Freed from FUNK is the freshest freedom, yes indeed!

Did you forget to put deodorant on this morning? There’s also the possibility your favorite brand stopped working. In the meantime, everyone can smell you. If you could hear their thoughts, you’d cringe with embarrassment. Sometimes there’s more going on here, which may need dermatological intervention.

Is your breath bad even with good dental hygiene? You brush, you floss, you use mouthwash. Well, this could be halitosis or cavities. Maybe it’s a nasty tooth that’s come apart. See a dentist immediately!

Does sex smell like you and your lover made fish for dinner? Or went on a date to an aquarium? Uh-oh! Could be an STD or vaginal infection. See your gyno or primary doctor for a prescription!

Do you stink overall? Maybe you’ve been so preoccupied with work; you fall asleep before getting in the tub. That means you’re working too much, leaning into burnout. FFABOS is urgent! Take care of that funk as quickly as your day allows. On TOP of the to-do list now.

Another reason you may be funky, my friend, is due to depression. Do you feel super down these days and can’t motivate yourself for proper self-care? That’s a sticky one! Seek professional help if you can’t find the motivation to lather your skin and cleanse…

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